Upon further discussion...

...my husband observed, "Toast is weird. It's like someone went, 'Look at this cool thing I just cooked! I call it "bread"' 'Hey, it's pretty tasty!' 'Isn't it? Hey, I know, let's cook it again!!'"

Toast: the Musical

Now my husband is walking through the house, singing at the top of his lungs the theme song from Persona 3: FES with the following lyrics:

Buuuurn... myyyyy... breeeaaad!
I tried raw toast
And it wasn't good
So I've decided to cook it again!
Buuuurn... myyyyy... breeeaaad!